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gag gifts
tiny violin
$13 | Barnes and Noble
Now your friends or colleagues can have the world's tiniest violin to accompany any pity parties!
$16 | Etsy
funny ball cap
Hats are fun gifts that can easily be personalized to a recipient. There are plenty on Etsy -- like one that says "piper nooo" or has the Lumen logo. It's easy to guess on sizing, too!
dracula garlic crusher
$17 | Sage & Sill
I mean how cute and functional is this "gracula!"? It's small enough to fit in a spice rack.
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funny hair clip
$18 | Free People
My friend has a Diet Coke claw clip she sports all the time. There are so many creative ones out there like Remy from Ratatouille or Edward's sparkly face from Twilight.
ftx risk team mug
$22 | Etsy
I think merch from companies that went under like Enron, Fyre Fest, FTX, and Theranos is a well-placed joke at work.
pasta candle
$24 | Anthropologie
I am obsessed with these pasta-shaped candles from Anthropologie! They have many different noodle shapes and are all scented with jasmine, neroli, and orange blossom. They are more decorative than functional. If you decide to burn it, please use a tray or a dish to catch the wax.​
$28 | Taskmaster
taskmaster xmas crackers
Taskmaster is an excellent TV show focused on giving contestants challenges they must solve creatively. These Christmas crackers allow your group to solve similar challenges -- and lots of fun will ensue. I got these for my friend through Etsy when the Taskmaster ones sold out, and we're excited to play together!
does this taste funny?
$35 | Barnes and Noble
The Snoop Dogg cookbooks have always appeared at my work white elephant exchanges -- and are a top stolen item each year. To branch out, consider Stephen and Evie Colbert's cookbook, "Does This Taste Funny?"
bluetooth banana phone
$40 | Banana Phone
This handset connects via Bluetooth to most devices, allowing you to talk on the phone through a banana. What's even better is that 1% of all sales is donated to Gearing Up 4 Gorillas through 1% for the Planet.
lightsaber pizza cutter
$40 | Hallmark
I got this pizza cutter for my work's white elephant exchange last year, and it wasn't stolen as much as I would've hoped (grrr). However, it does light up and make the lightsaber noise -- and it's a good kitchen tool.
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